3.17.2006
Round 2 Match 1: Potpourri Division
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with the voice of Mel Blanc within.
A wizard he faces,
with annoying traces,
does anyone care who will win?
Round 2 Match 1: Animal Division
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who beat a gorilla furious.
But can he beat quick,
this Calvin sidekick,
or will his voters be found spurious?
Round 2 Match 1: Cute/Funny Division
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There once was a Captain named Cavey,
who ate his dino-steaks with gravy.
Now it's Astroboy,
who showed he's no toy,
when over Calvin he was our "favey".
Round 2 Match 1: Action Division
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There once was a sleuth named Shaggy,
who kept his stash in a brown baggy.
His courage was lacking,
he sent Gadget packing,
will Stella make his hopes saggy?
Round 1 Match 15/16 Winners
 | Those hard working elves showed their hustle once again and pulled through to Round 2. The raisins retired to the house from "The Big Chill" to sing their retro-soul in disgrace. |
 | Hammy caught the backlash of rodent overexposure, allowing Gerome the win. |
 | Wealth overcame the evil of the undead sugar shuckster, as Uncle Pennybags moves on over Count Chocula. |
 | Panthro took Man-at-Arms downtown to Thunder-town and was heard growling, "Who's Next!!!" |
 | Gizmo wins the title of 80's icon, edging out the formidable Pac-Man, who many found not ironic enough to be cool. Another Masters tournament entry perhaps? |
 | Gary Gnu gave ALF a lesson in phonics and sent him packing. |
 | Many panelists seemed too intimidated by Smokey to vote against him, so he bullied his way into the second round |
 | Despite his relative obscurity, (or maybe because of it) Dynomutt went over Brain, who suffered from an anti-Gadget sentiment. |
