2.09.2007
Round 1 Match 24
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Betty: The mostly unrequited corner in the Archie love triangle. Virtuous on the surface, but just as manipulative and desperate for Archie's affections as her brunette counterpart.
Dilbert: The Tarzan of the cubicle jungle and champion to anyone caught in the white collar grind of memos, post-its, and management hyperbole.
Criteria: Betty gets herself a sweet internship at Dilbert's office. Can her wit and spunky demeanor overcome Dilbert's drudgery?
Round 1 Match 23
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Bad Girl vs. Good Frog!
Jessica: The femme fatale of the groundbreaking effects film, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
Kermit: The franchise player of the Muppet-verse. No version of "Rainbow Connection" ever stacks up to Kermit's original.
Criteria: Jessica and Roger Rabbit come to Kermit and Piggy's house for a party. Keys are placed in a bowl. You figure out the rest!
Round 1 Match 22
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Wile E. Coyote: The fall guy and highlight of every Looney Tunes program. A living embodiment of Newton's rule about action/reaction (although sometimes the physics was a little off).
Kirk: Big man on the ship, who cruised around getting into fights and making out with alien women of varying colours. Kirk (and Shatner himself, for that matter) is cool
Criteria: The Coyote hijacks the Enterprise and trades places with Kirk so he can finally get that Roadrunner, or at least use the replicator to get some kind of food. Kirk, finding himself stuck in sunny Arizona, immediately snags his shirt on a rock and rips it clean off. Discuss.
Round 1 Match 21
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Green and Bulky vs. White and Sparkly!
Hulk: The heroic Mr. Hyde. As far as a super-powerful unchecked Freudian Id goes, the big green guy is cool.
Mr. Clean: Enemy of dirt and grime, and champion to beleaguered house owners. A big sailor who sneaks into the house, charms the wife and then disappears. Hmmm...
Criteria: Mr. Clean and the Hulk are roommates. Mr. Clean has just cleaned the apartment in seconds (complete with the animated sparkles). Hulk comes home grumpy and hungry for the leftover chili and red wine in the fridge. Discuss
