1.25.2007
Round 1 Match 9-12 Winners
 | Fonzie, sneaks a berth into Round 2 in a surprisingly close match. The cosmic hitch hiker showed a lot of gusto, but in the end became the "late Dent Arthur Dent". Will Fonzie outlive his legacy as the original shark-jumper? We will have to wait on that issue. For now he stays alive, and stays cool. |
 | Hang on, Snoopy! You are the SQUASH!er of the week, polishing off the newbie Shrek in decisive fashion. If you could only defeat the dreaded Red Baron as easily. |
 | The Stooges prove to be too violent and too historically significant for even Stewie Griffin to handle. |
 | Eeyore shambles past the grumpy Beachcomber in the sleeper match of the week, which certainly won the apathy award. |
