11.30.2005

Potpourri Division: Round 1 Match 1



Bionic Battle!
Kheop (or Keyop): The genetically engineered, pint-sized, Tourette-afflicted G-Force member. Perhaps the most memorable, but always everyone's last choice during G-Force role play. Also had the most unique vehicle of the team (what was that thing anyway? A tank? A bug? A frog?)
FrankenBerry: Assembled from spare body parts, refined sugar and real fruit flavouring. This gentle giant is the champion of the "no chocolate until 10am" crowd.

Animal Division: Round 1 Match 1



Voracious Sugar Bunny Battle!
Two manic rabbits compete for your favour.
Trix Rabbit: Victim of forbidden fruit fixation. Responsible for one of the most prevalent Pop Culture reference phrases in history, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids." Yes, Trix are for kids. Kids who don't have any personal attachment to their teeth.
Nestle Quik Bunny: Victim of chocolate overindulgence. Anyone who can drink an entire swimming pool full of chocolate milk is not to be trifled with. Also available in strawberry and banana. Disturbing to think of some kid asking for a cup of "hot banana", but whatever floats your boat.

Cute/Funny Division: Round 1, Match 1



Blob Battle!
Two amorphous gladiators competing for the "semi-solid-shape-changing" championship!
Barbapapa: A family man who is gentle, wise and benevolent. Garnering popularity with children, (and architects, remember the bubble shaped modular bungalow?) throughout the world.
Shmoo: A wild and crazy blob-about-town, who is the hit of the club circuit with his harp seal-like good looks and helium-induced patois. The shmoo referred to here is of course the animated version from the 70's cartoons, and not the tool for social commentary used in the original Li'l Abner comic strip.

Action Division: Round 1 Match 1



'Bot Battle!
It's a David vs. Goliath match up as two mechanical marvels compete! Who will prevail? Personality or raw power? You decide!
Bumblebee: the small but endearing VW Bug Autobot, who played a major role in Transformer history.
Voltron: the Lion-powered Defender of the Far Universe, champion of planet Arus and scourge of Prince Lotor and the RoBeasts.



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