3.17.2006
Round 1 Match 15/16 Winners
 | Those hard working elves showed their hustle once again and pulled through to Round 2. The raisins retired to the house from "The Big Chill" to sing their retro-soul in disgrace. |
 | Hammy caught the backlash of rodent overexposure, allowing Gerome the win. |
 | Wealth overcame the evil of the undead sugar shuckster, as Uncle Pennybags moves on over Count Chocula. |
 | Panthro took Man-at-Arms downtown to Thunder-town and was heard growling, "Who's Next!!!" |
 | Gizmo wins the title of 80's icon, edging out the formidable Pac-Man, who many found not ironic enough to be cool. Another Masters tournament entry perhaps? |
 | Gary Gnu gave ALF a lesson in phonics and sent him packing. |
 | Many panelists seemed too intimidated by Smokey to vote against him, so he bullied his way into the second round |
 | Despite his relative obscurity, (or maybe because of it) Dynomutt went over Brain, who suffered from an anti-Gadget sentiment. |
