8.02.2007

Round 5 Match 3

Battle of the Evil Pop Culture Overlords!
Throughout this whole competition, voters have had to grudgingly admit to the power of these two icons. How many times did we read "I hate what Mickey represents, but I still have to vote for him" or "Barbie has played a role in the decline of Western civilization, but she is still more powerful than her competition".
Well, folks, now is your chance to finally get rid of one of them. One of these demonized icons will not make it to the semi's. Figure out which one you don't dislike the least, and then vote for the other one (I think).

Comments:
How long I have waited to eliminate one of these icons.

Of the two, I find Barbie to be the more reprehensible, so she gets my vote against.

Don't let the front door hit you on the unrealistic backside!

Your time is coming, too Mickey!
 
Agreed, I want Barbie gone... perhaps because I'm jealous of her? L
 
Although i long to find the real life incarnate of her...Barbie has got to go...with her malibu everything, and 2-1-2 measurements..I'm just waiting for her to get her own reality show...it's enough to make my oatmeal hit the wall!!!

The mouse takes this one

heli boy
 
The first of the two evil icons to fall is Barbie. But don't think you're safe Mickey...cuz you're not!
 
Mickey is bigger than Barbara in the icon landscape...
 
Mickey has a theme park. Barbie doesn't...

Mickey for the squash
 
Two votes for Mickey. J and G haven't experienced Barbie yet. I am going to take Barbie for her ability to change with the times and remain relevant to kids around the world.
 
I think that the only reality show that would be appropriate for these two would be "The Apprentice"

The task at hand is to make an effective advertising campaign for a new chocolate factory.

Barbie came up with the idea to have her and her friends enjoying the new delicacies around a pool. Clever as she could use her sexuality to sell the chocolates. And although the men were interested, the women did not believe that Barbie had actually eaten the chocolates as she was just too skinny. So to sum up - Barbie failed because we all know that women eat more chocolate.

Mickey on the other hand played "It's a Small Small World" over and over again and would not turn it off until all of his chocolate was gone. He was sold out in five minutes.

So... Barbie you are fired!
 
I loathe both corporate shills but I give props to any lady that can tame the Vader.
 
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