3.23.2007

Round 1 Match 45

Detective Duel!
Nancy Drew: The feminist counter to the Hardy Boys, she was as stylish as Daphne, but drove herself around and didn't have to hang out with stoners. Think Veronica Mars with lots of hairspray.
Fox Mulder: Think TV like "Lost" or "Heroes" is hip now? They've got nothing on the X-Files. Mulder and Scully absolutely RULED the TV zeitgeist during the 90's.
Criteria: Scully is sick (or missing) with another alien virus (or pregnancy), and Ms. Drew is called in by Skinner to help keep Fox in check. Who will break "The Case of the Haunted Hairbrush from Hell? You decide!

Comments:
Are you KIDDING me with this?

Nancy Drew may resemble Scully with her 'titian hair' but the comparison ends there. Nancy was the feminine counter to the hardy boys, but feminist? NO! Leave that to ass kicking, smart as hell, compassionate Scully, thank you very much.

Oh, and if you could tell already, I'm voting for Muldah (thank you John Doggett)!

(If anything was going to bring me out from behind the curtains in The Master's Tournament, you knew it would be X-Files related, right?)
 
me: I wonder why moxywoman hasn't been very active yet.
me after writing this intro: Well that should get her going.
cue my mad scientist laugh: bwaaa-haaa-haaaahhh!!

And as for the milkmen, while I applaud any kind of music consumption, it's amazing where some folks will go to avoid looking like a sheep.
"Who mistook my steak for chicken..." you know the rest.
 
I find the deleted comment strangely arousing. Then again, Jon lost me with his comment and Al just made things worse. I am going to have to believe that the deleted comment was an amusing anecdote about mistaken identities and mind control...

Anyway, it ends with Mulder winning
 
Nancy by a long shot. Observation and logic beats gut feelings any day.

Chuck's Dad
 
Likewise, I gotta support fox Mulder...
 
I was hypnotized by the exact number of pages to each chapter for the Drew or Hardy Boy mysteries. I'd count them. I couldn't believe it. I still can't!

That stupid 'X Files' had NOTHING on this perplexing mystery!
 
Biggest Loser - Fox or Nancy.

Both are trim.

Both are healthy.

However, it is a known fact that our sizing standards have thinned over the last few decades. (although our waists have grown - figure that out). So follow my logic, although a cute young teen, Nancy would be considerable larger than the "ideal" teens of today. Therefore she would be the bigger of the two to start. However her determination and drive not to be outdone would make her successfully in her quest for weight loss.

Mulder would want Skully to lose the weight for him....
 
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