3.09.2007
Round 1 Match 37
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Han Solo: I'm sorry, did I say earlier that Fonzie begat Lost's Sawyer? My mistake, please turn your attention to Exhibit B. Additional coolness stems from the fact that he has provided one of the easiest Hallowe'en costumes for years.
James Bond: As with Dr. Who, please assess coolness based on any and/or all depictions and incarnations (although the most popular Connery version is depicted above). Suave with the ladies, deadly in combat, and a great stable of villains all combine to make Bond cool.
Criteria: These two are pretty evenly matched and their appeal comes from a lot of the same elements (cool gadgets, lots of action, charming with women, etc.) so debate should be hot and heavy on all fronts.
# posted on Friday, March 09, 2007
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Han vs. Sean Bond: Bond
Han vs. George Bond: Han
Han vs. Roger Bond: Bond
Han vs. Tim Bond: Han
Han vs. Pierce Bond: Bond
Han vs. New Bond: Han (haven't seen the movie yet)
Man, this is close and yes I liked Brosnan as Bond. And Moore. I heard I am going to like the new guy too, but I'll have to wait and see.
Okay, coin flip. Heads for Han and (fittingly) tails for Bond...
As it turns out, I don't have a coin on me. Well now, that just sucks. Alright, I am just going to have to be a man and make a decision. Here it is. Final choice...
Bond
I am now being attacked by my Wookie shoulder angel.
Han vs. George Bond: Han
Han vs. Roger Bond: Bond
Han vs. Tim Bond: Han
Han vs. Pierce Bond: Bond
Han vs. New Bond: Han (haven't seen the movie yet)
Man, this is close and yes I liked Brosnan as Bond. And Moore. I heard I am going to like the new guy too, but I'll have to wait and see.
Okay, coin flip. Heads for Han and (fittingly) tails for Bond...
As it turns out, I don't have a coin on me. Well now, that just sucks. Alright, I am just going to have to be a man and make a decision. Here it is. Final choice...
Bond
I am now being attacked by my Wookie shoulder angel.
Ooooh. This is a good one. Bond - uber spy, who is frighteningly good with the ladies. Hans, and uber space pirate kind of guy, who is pretty slick with the lady (really there's just the one that we know of).
My first instinct was to go with Han, cause he's smokin' hot, but Bond, he leads his own franchise and is beloved around the globe. Han is more of part of a pop culture icon group.
My vote goes to Bond.
My first instinct was to go with Han, cause he's smokin' hot, but Bond, he leads his own franchise and is beloved around the globe. Han is more of part of a pop culture icon group.
My vote goes to Bond.
Wow - very tough indeed.
Niether of these contestant wanted to be playing "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader". Bond was longing to be on Deal or No Deal for there was a far greater chance of getting a date (without breaking laws), thus he was distracted by the thoughts of those beauties and all the riches he could find in their briefs... oops... briefcases.
Hans was wondering what he was doing in 2007. And when did time travel become possible. He was sad because he was missing his try-out for the new game show on Space station, "Name that Alien", after all the prize was a custom made Droid and an audition for the movie being release later that year - "Raiders of the Lost Millieum Falcon"
When it came down to it Hans was able to take down the infamous Bond. They were never able to fully explain it, but the critics suspect that the glasses that Bond was wearing had brainwashing powers, but when he tried to use them on Han they reflected off the patened leather vest and dazed the British spy long enough for him to lose the lead.
Niether of these contestant wanted to be playing "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader". Bond was longing to be on Deal or No Deal for there was a far greater chance of getting a date (without breaking laws), thus he was distracted by the thoughts of those beauties and all the riches he could find in their briefs... oops... briefcases.
Hans was wondering what he was doing in 2007. And when did time travel become possible. He was sad because he was missing his try-out for the new game show on Space station, "Name that Alien", after all the prize was a custom made Droid and an audition for the movie being release later that year - "Raiders of the Lost Millieum Falcon"
When it came down to it Hans was able to take down the infamous Bond. They were never able to fully explain it, but the critics suspect that the glasses that Bond was wearing had brainwashing powers, but when he tried to use them on Han they reflected off the patened leather vest and dazed the British spy long enough for him to lose the lead.
If it is Sean Bond or New Bond then it goes Bond. Any other Bond (although I remember seeing Roger Bond with the family...so those are some good memories). It all depends on the Bond. Let's assume it's Sean Bond...
But then Han said "I know."
If we imagine Bond in space, get his own ship...start talking to the ladies...maybe he meets Chewie...hmmmm...who would Chewie want to hang out with???
I got to think James. I sense a little too much insecurity and lone wolf stuff going on with Han. Chewie would be like "We never go out."
Han: "Sure we go out. We went to the Cantina just the other night."
Chewie: "We didn't talk to anybody. You just sat there all moody."
Han: "No. I talked to that muscle -- that assassin-- what's his name..."
Chewie: "You don't even remember his name."
Han: "No, wait, sure I do...Greedo?"
Chewie: "And then you shot him!"
Han: "What are you saying?"
Chewie: "I think we need time apart..."
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But then Han said "I know."
If we imagine Bond in space, get his own ship...start talking to the ladies...maybe he meets Chewie...hmmmm...who would Chewie want to hang out with???
I got to think James. I sense a little too much insecurity and lone wolf stuff going on with Han. Chewie would be like "We never go out."
Han: "Sure we go out. We went to the Cantina just the other night."
Chewie: "We didn't talk to anybody. You just sat there all moody."
Han: "No. I talked to that muscle -- that assassin-- what's his name..."
Chewie: "You don't even remember his name."
Han: "No, wait, sure I do...Greedo?"
Chewie: "And then you shot him!"
Han: "What are you saying?"
Chewie: "I think we need time apart..."
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