2.09.2007
Round 1 Match 22
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Wile E. Coyote: The fall guy and highlight of every Looney Tunes program. A living embodiment of Newton's rule about action/reaction (although sometimes the physics was a little off).
Kirk: Big man on the ship, who cruised around getting into fights and making out with alien women of varying colours. Kirk (and Shatner himself, for that matter) is cool
Criteria: The Coyote hijacks the Enterprise and trades places with Kirk so he can finally get that Roadrunner, or at least use the replicator to get some kind of food. Kirk, finding himself stuck in sunny Arizona, immediately snags his shirt on a rock and rips it clean off. Discuss.
# posted on Friday, February 09, 2007
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This is a very interesting match-up. Wyle E. never dies and neither does Kirk (or Shatner for that matter - which doesn't help me in the least for my Dead Pool).
Wyle E. doesn't talk (except to the dog that looks after the sheep) and neither does Kirk (except in staccato).
Wyle E. likes rockets. Kirk likes rockets.
Wyle E. never catches his prey. Kirk catches and sleeps with hot aliens.
Kirk wins.
Wyle E. doesn't talk (except to the dog that looks after the sheep) and neither does Kirk (except in staccato).
Wyle E. likes rockets. Kirk likes rockets.
Wyle E. never catches his prey. Kirk catches and sleeps with hot aliens.
Kirk wins.
Good point AC. The closest Wyle E. ever got to a hot alien was Marvin the Martian.
Tiberius gets the square.
PS. My blogger "word verification" string is RIMJOB. Should I be concerned?
Tiberius gets the square.
PS. My blogger "word verification" string is RIMJOB. Should I be concerned?
Kirk was one of my TV dads growing up. He was always charming the ladies and never made me put out the trash.
I don't know what could compete with sleeping with aliens, but I'll throw my weight behind the coyote.
Wile E.'s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Wile E.'s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
But does it get you a RIMJOB? That was laugh-out-loud funny Jeff. Thank you.
And your degree of concern will depend on the administerer of the verification process.
And your degree of concern will depend on the administerer of the verification process.
Wiley would probably borrow a line from Kirk and ask Scotty (God rest his soul) to "give me all she's got" as he's chasing the alien roadrunner. But a transporter malfunction leaves Wiley's torso on the pad while his head is attached to his legs on that nearest M-class planet.
Meanwhile, back on earth, Kirk's shirt has come clean off and he's bloodied from the encounter with the rock. He turns on the charm and the camera pans to him and hte RoadRunner two dancing in the desert, and fades to black. Back from commercial and Jim is holding the Runner in his arms, the bird limp and barely breathing. McCoy says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a poultry farmer!!!"
The man who's afraid to chase neither alien nor beast -- he's THE man. Mr. Sulu, ahead, warp factor 1.
Meanwhile, back on earth, Kirk's shirt has come clean off and he's bloodied from the encounter with the rock. He turns on the charm and the camera pans to him and hte RoadRunner two dancing in the desert, and fades to black. Back from commercial and Jim is holding the Runner in his arms, the bird limp and barely breathing. McCoy says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a poultry farmer!!!"
The man who's afraid to chase neither alien nor beast -- he's THE man. Mr. Sulu, ahead, warp factor 1.
Ain't nothing wrong with a RIM job.
Wile E. Coyote is brilliant and in this crossword book I'm doing, there are constantly clues about him.
But, Kirk. I mean it's Kirk. There have been movies made about what an incredible pop culture character James T. Kirk is.
In another battle, Wile E. would have taken it, but against Kirk? Sorry, dog-boy, phasers set to kill.
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Wile E. Coyote is brilliant and in this crossword book I'm doing, there are constantly clues about him.
But, Kirk. I mean it's Kirk. There have been movies made about what an incredible pop culture character James T. Kirk is.
In another battle, Wile E. would have taken it, but against Kirk? Sorry, dog-boy, phasers set to kill.
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