Icon-o-clash 3: The "Real-World" Edition

The tunnels are dank and the roots give the Keeblers signs of sugar poisoning. A child cries and one mother brings her brood closer, hushing them to be quiet and lowering her eyes at a look of anger from an Elder. They all look upward to what was, and still might be, their wooden home. Who knows what they will see when they break ground. The people are forlorn but a determined people...they check their ammo. They tap their gun cartridges on their helmets and nod to one another perhaps for the last time...

One Elder prepares a tray of cookies while another sets the detonators for five minutes.

They shrugs to one another...as if to say 'Here goes nothing.'

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Kool Aid Man smiled to himself as he waited for the fires to die down. 'Don't lose focus. Gotta keep my mind on the job. I'm the Holy Fluid...'

The irrepressible joy of the Juggernaut had been dimmed by the persistent onslaught from his sugar cousins. Months of Guerrila warfare had smeared the condensed smile from his glass and left a crack on his external shell.

'Damnit! I am KOOL AID MAN!'

Yes, yes he is...but's no athlete. And the Keeblers are betting he won't be able to outrun the nuke.

Oh the sacrifice!
 

Once again, we at ICON-O-CLASH must point out that the use of certain orientation-derived slang is in no ways meant to be disparaging to any specific orientation.
We can only assume, therefore, that jon a's comment is meant to infer that the Keebler elves are a joyous and happy-go-lucky lot, and nothing more.
(sheesh. I'm starting to feel like the 7-second delay guy during Coach's Corner)
 

Can the elves smash through a brick wall?

Can the elves shout "oh YEAHHH"?

No they cannot.

But Kenji can.

I vote for Kenji. Or Kool-Aid man.
 

Marilyn - all i could think of when i read your comment is that everyone likes KoolAid - wrapped in bacon, right?
I will drink your cup of poison KoolAid Man - as long as it's grape, orange, cherry, lemon lime or strawberry and not any of those new fandangled flavours...
 

If Koolaid man busted through the wall s of the Keebler factory there wouldn't be anything left of it.

For some reason I picture Koolaid man laughing and tossing Keebler elves into his head and watching them drown. For some reason they always died with a smile on their little faces.

Contrary to the story of David and Goliath, this time the big guy takes out the little guy.

OH YEAH!!!
 

i'm going with the Kool Aid man on this one, oh yeah!