2.24.2006
Round 1 Match 12: Action Division
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This is it!! The Battle of the Titans! The Ultimate Showdown!
Chicken Hawk: Tenacious, single-minded, and relentless. Don't be fooled by his size, this warrior has a mean streak a mile wide and has been known to manipulate others to further his goals. Unlike other cartoon antagonists, he has actually succeeded in capturing his prey.
Megatron: Scheming, powerful and unscrupulous. The commander of the Decepticons who could transform into... a great big gun! No helicopters, trucks, or tape recorders for this guy. Notorious for (albeit temporarily) destroying his heroic nemesis, Optimus Prime.
# posted on Friday, February 24, 2006
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Ingenuity, Style, Attitude, sole purpose to get what he wants! This is the type of person people want as their friends not enemies. Chicken Hawk would have ruled the corporate world like no other. With ideas that would make MIT and NASA jealous, up against a giant robot, probably 300 times his size. What could a little hawk do against those odds? Well he would send in an order form to ACME, they would send him a box of build your own giant robot parts. He would pit the robot up against Megatron, when Megatron was fighting the dumb ACME robot, Chicken Hawk would fly up and unplug his power supply. Game Over! See ya Later! Do Not Pass Go! Meat against the machine! Machine loses.
Tyler Out
Tyler Out
MegaTron just would not stand a chance against the tenacity of the little Chicken Hawk. This kid knew how to marshal the troops and get everyone united against a common enemy.
Who liked Megatron? Who wouldn't double cross him with the right incentive? He was too overtly dictator-ish.
No - my vote goes to the covertly Napoleonic - but-smoother-and-cuter Chicken Hawk.
Who liked Megatron? Who wouldn't double cross him with the right incentive? He was too overtly dictator-ish.
No - my vote goes to the covertly Napoleonic - but-smoother-and-cuter Chicken Hawk.
What is the chicken hawk's weakness?
And I seem to remember a scene with the chicken hawk driving a toy train off with Foghorn on top of it, suggesting the little guy was taking him off to Swiss Chalet.
Not that I'm taking sides.
Not that I'm A-Bear
And I seem to remember a scene with the chicken hawk driving a toy train off with Foghorn on top of it, suggesting the little guy was taking him off to Swiss Chalet.
Not that I'm taking sides.
Not that I'm A-Bear
Chicken Hawk not only got his prey, but Foghorn actually was submissive, at the end.
He realized there was no winning agianst the Chicken Hawk, as would Megatron.
He realized there was no winning agianst the Chicken Hawk, as would Megatron.
Olivia votes for the Chicken Hawk -that's my girl.
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Here are seven reasons Megatron is such a lame villain (and not worthy of Chicken Hawk)
1. Turning into a gun is stupid.
2. Metal or not, take some lozenges for that voice.
3. When he turns into a gun, somebody else has to fire him. Why are his minions afraid of him? They must be even stupider than he is!
4. Conservation of mass.
5. It's a stupid looking gun.
6. The one guy he actually shot, came back.
7. Metal or not, a mullet is a mullet.
1. Turning into a gun is stupid.
2. Metal or not, take some lozenges for that voice.
3. When he turns into a gun, somebody else has to fire him. Why are his minions afraid of him? They must be even stupider than he is!
4. Conservation of mass.
5. It's a stupid looking gun.
6. The one guy he actually shot, came back.
7. Metal or not, a mullet is a mullet.
it should be no surprise that the little Hawk that could gets my support.
guns don't kill people, and neither does Megatron.
guns don't kill people, and neither does Megatron.
i should add that C-Hawk was resourceful, independent and determinedly focussed.
metal Megs couldn't do much without his lackeys (sure some of them were fighter planes, but a Walkman and cassettes?) and was quick to "RETREAT!"
metal Megs couldn't do much without his lackeys (sure some of them were fighter planes, but a Walkman and cassettes?) and was quick to "RETREAT!"
As annoying as that little chicken hawk was, he always got the job done. The engergon cube mongering robot on the other hand never successfully thwarted the transformers.
"DECEPTICONS!!! RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!"
Chicken Hawk for the win!
~ck
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"DECEPTICONS!!! RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!"
Chicken Hawk for the win!
~ck
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