2.10.2006

Round 1 Match 10: Cute/Funny Division


Small and Mighty Battle!
Great Gazoo: From the future, master of time and space and "teacher" of Fred and Barney. Brought in to capitalize on the "I Dream of Genie" and "Bewitched" craze.

Papa Smurf: From a mushroom patch, master of alchemy and potions, and commander to a seemingly endless army of blue imps. Papa Smurf is also the default answer to any Trivial Pursuit question.

Comments:
Shouldn't this be a battle between Gazoo and Marvin the Martian? Oh wait...that comes later. Well, I need to see Marvin kick Gazoo's ass so I'm goiong with Gazoo (although he's way more Gay and annoying than Papa Smurf).
 
Even before checking the Wikipedia link, I was going to submit that The Flinstones jumped the shark with Gazoo's arrival ...

Whereas Papa Smurf, nattily attired in red, is a steadfast community presence, wise patriarch, and reinforcement of traditional authority figures, who has been there from before the beginning.

Does longevity have anything to do with irony? In this case, Papa Smurf gets my vote. Just because.
 
These two don't really seem like flipsides of one coin to me... which makes it hard to choose; however, cast my vote for Gazoo (the first openly gay animated alien?)
 
this is a difficult one and although it's true that Papa Smurf was a wise and good leader, I still think that Gazoo had the better lines. That snotty, haughty attitude - still love it!
Papa don't preach, I'm voting for the Great Gazoo!
 
Papa preaches for me - he gets my vote! Lauren
 
I also vote for the "red father" to our socialist smurfs. He taught me a valuable leson about solidarity when another smurf lamented that they were too small to fight Gargamel.

Papa gave a single twig to Hefty Smurf, who demonstrated how easy it was to break, but when Papa handed over a whole bundle of twigs, even Hefty could not break them.

This is an important lesson in the field of twig-breaking.

Papa got a brand new bag!
 
GAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me hates the smurfs, as previously stated. wouldn't wear a smurf on my body for any amount of money. well....maybe for a million dollars.
 
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