1.27.2006
Round 1 Match 8: Action Division
Johnny Quest: His dad is a super-scientist, he's got a bad-ass bodyguard, a culturally-representative adopted brother, and a bulldog. And they all pile in a jet to solve mysteries. Involving mummies, zombies, and ancient gold totems. Accompanied by a cool beat-jazz soundtrack. And the bulldog's name is "Bandit". Why exactly isn't there a big-budget movie franchise of this? Allow me to abandon my impartiality and state that in today's Potter-ized entertainment field, I think we could find a place for one more Quest.
Tintin: Equally cool, (and almost equally overlooked) is Tintin, the investigative reporter who finds adventure and intrigue in every story. With a supporting cast just as colourful as Quest's, and settings as fantastic as the moon, Tintin would also benefit from a little Hollywood treatment. And he's Belgian (take that, Dr. Evil!)
Tin Tin for the Win.
I mean more people so far are supporting Tintin, and you could argue about whether JQ stands out from the abundance of Hanna-Barbara cartoons, and all...
But the Harvey Birdman factor favours Quest, who was featured on the pilot in 2000. He could share the same outcome as Speed Buggy, Shaggy, and Grape Ape. Incedentally, that "eh-ehm" weirdness was the focus of the episode.
Then again, the judge's leanings are clear. And one judge may overrule three or four votes...
Snowy was called Milou in French, and Thomson and Thompson (who inspired the name of the Thompson Twins) were Dupond and Dupont.
Moxywoman may also be voting with her Duran Duran connection, a former vocalist having called himself Stephen "Tintin" Duffy.
Nostalgia, staying power and Bogart-ian cachet win out over Johnny-come-lately, too lately.
A winwin for TinTin!
I am resolved to subject you all to hours of Jonny Quest episodes at the finale party, no matter who wins.
I will have my revenge.
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